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Rules of language

  1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects
  2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with
  3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction
  4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive
  5. Avoid cliches like the plague
  6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration
  7. Be more or less specific
  8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary
  9. No sentence fragments
  10. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used
  11. One should never generalise
  12. Don't use no double negatives
  13. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
  14. Eliminate commas that are, not necessary
  15. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice
  16. Kill all exclamation marks!!!
  17. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them
  18. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed
  19. Puns are for children, not groan readers
  20. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out

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