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• Constructive dissent
• The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of a passionate intensity
• Sodomy sapiens
• Pacequ'il me plait
• I couldn't be bothered not to
• Nil Unquam Reditur (LAM's Motto)
• Just because it's silly, that's no reason not to do it
• Retaliate first
• Taken suddenly drunk
• ... and then we dissolve into drinks
• When it's real; there's background music
• People are pollution
• May the longtime sunshine shine on you always and the good lights within you guide your way round
• There are three levels of manager: Walks on water; Jolly good chap and Tosspot
• KISS - Keep it Simple, Stupid
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion
• For the guidance of the wise and the obedience of fools
• When you are up to your arse in alligators, it is hard to recall that your objective was to drain the swamp
• A closed mouth gathers no foot
• You can only (ever) do three things: change it; live with it or get out
• The harder right solution not the easy wrong solution
• Life's as good as you make it but sometimes it's better
• People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
• Oft, striving to improve, we mar what's well
• 90% of life is just turning up
• It never affected anyone's lifestyle being murdered
• It is not reality that is important but your perceptions
• More will mean worse
• There is no sin except stupidity
• Being unapologetic means never having to say you're sorry
• The god given gift of being able to laugh at the misfortune of others
• ... penile dementia
• Correlation does not prove causation
• Big, long words name little things
• If I'd known it was harmless, I'd have killed it myself
• You might think that - I couldn't possibly comment
• Figures cannot lie, but liars can figure
• I don't like Mondays (Brenda Spenser)
• To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do
• 664 - the neighbour of the Beast
• The right whale - so called because it is oily and doesn't sink
• You're a long time dead
• Of all the facets of the English character, the one which never fails to nauseate is the tendency to strut in the mousehair cloak of petty officialdom
• Recht auf Rausch
• The British have a strong sense of the absurd
• Random acts of senseless kindness
• Euphemisms are for the differently brained
• How do you spell "jam"?
• Where there is doubt there is freedom
• When the facts change, I change my mind. What, Sir, do you do?
• Anything that ain't nailed down is mine and anything I can pry loose ain't nailed down
• Is there no public figure not so corrupted by ambition, fear of the mob or lust for personal power, who will speak up for the reality of individual liberty over the illusion of collective safety?
• Moderation or death
• Vida Loca
• If you don't understand it; it's dangerous
• All things can corrupt perverted minds
• Crime - like virtue - has degrees
• Democracy passes into depotism
• Inverted snobbery? Never bleedin' heard of it
• Gefärlich leben
• Experto credite
• Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life, does greatly please
• Digital is difficult. If you're over 30, you can't understand it. If you're under 20, you can't spell it
• In the real world, choices are not always made with full awareness and understanding of all the options available
• One theory is that he lacks the gene believed to cause thought in adults
• I was not lying, I was merely intending to engage in a campaign of misinformation through propaganda
• If at first you don't succeed; call it Vs1.0

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